Santa needs to get new helpers

As everyone is well aware Christmas is swiftly approaching. I love Christmas. I love going out and buying people stuff that they probably won't use because I'm terrible at buying gifts. I love the lights, the snow, the tree, and the family get togethers. I also enjoy seeing Santa at the mall. This year I decided to be brave, or stupid, and go get my picture taken with Santa. His "Helpers" kindly informed me that I was too big. I know I am 21 and all but I am a fairly scrawny individual who had great plans for this picture. My love for Christmas died a little on that day but fear not because I will acquire this picture even if it means going out and buying a Santa costume for one of my more rotund friends to wear. VIVA LA CHRISTMAS!